Q n A in exam ???

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England.

These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds. 




Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
 
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids 
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour 
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What is the most common form of birth control 
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head

awal muharam

sekarang dah masuk tahun baru dalam kalendar islam..pe azam korg? aik?? xda azam ke?? hurmm..pelik..

arii juga aku dok sorang kt umah sewa.mmber lain smua kua dating..balik umha..aku plak tinggal a sorang..hurm..nsib baek ada bodbend.

awekku dah tido la kot tadi..xreply pon msg.xpa..d paham hobi dia.rindu la kat dia.heee.slalu tau gado je.hehehhe..btol2 rindu dia..hurmm..

jap agi nak wat pa ke?? busan giler r..

tido pon sodap ujan2 nih..

p/s- wanneykusyg..i love you!!

muhahahaha..

Terlebey dulu aku dengang bangganya nk cakap la kn..HAHAHAHAHAH!!! gilo ka aku nih?? mungkin..sebab lama gilor2 aku mengudate blog aku..nk wat cmn..bz..umah ak xda tenet..

exm aritu aku da 3 ppr ja..1 wajib, 2 skool nyer..rmai kata sng da 3 ppr ja..aku plak cm nk gila piki..2 2 pr killer..dah abes aku ppr, aku da cuti 1 ari ja, ps 2 aku g la program SPRM..hahah..giat tol aku..

tiba!!

tika aku pulang jam 4 pagi..aku naik la g tido..pas 2 paginya aku nk membogelkan motorku tok dikale menggunakan feberkestel, pak trapik plak solek disc aku..wat da shit!!haram tol..hangin aku..

dakapatot g solek kambeng aku tika aku ltak tmpt yg xda org gatai nk lalu.bajet sungguh beliau..

maka terpaksa la daku bcabot disk an antr grin kt kdai..belok gak la dis 2 sket.dia seret doh moto aku..cilaka x??

smbl aku xley pulang ke kampung aku pon cat la moto aku ngn kale yg tak menawan..purple..cdg nk taruk kale pink, kc awekku jeles..hahhaha..tp xda la plak..

org syg dia la..hee..

culture and clock

Culture of Malaysia

Malaysian culture or Malaya culture is a mixture of Malay, Chinese, Indian, and various indigenous tribes dating back to more than fifteen hundred years ago from a Kedah kingdom in Lembah Bujang with traders from China and India. Other cultures in the past that influenced heavily on the culture of Malaya include the Persian, Arab and European.

ni maksud culture aku dapat dari wiki-apekedia.

tau dok napa aku ceta pasai nih.haa...ni merupakan projek tok ndustrial design aku. aku pon xda idea sangat2 dah ni sampai research aku betuka jadi mari menjawab quiz di facebook sambil mengatal2 tangan melawat tagged. tiba2 encik bad pon dengan xpuas hatinya bertanya.apa yang kamu semua buat tentang research? nasib baik dia kat side lain.kalu x kantoi la aku.

ari ni plak tekanan melanda jiwa dan raga. raga turut dikenali sebagai bakul ye kawan2.jiwa dan bakul.sungguh x sedap.tapi aku memang patut taruk yang xsedap sebab aku punya projek tuk product design 1 merupakan flush jamban.bekeja dengan jamban membuatkan aku rasa bangga. nk tau kenapa? sebab korang guna natang 2 tiap2 ari. tapi korang pernah x menghargainya?

maksud aku bukan la taruk riben renda2 or polish sampai bekilat. yg korang tau guna adalah berak n pe yg patot dgn natang 2 smpai is rosak.pastu 2ka baru. cheit..

hurmm..malas nk wat gain chart tok PD nih...ngantok+malas+ngantok..

klas kol 2 kang..
malasnya~~~

chooty yg membhosankan kan kna...

ari ni 19 ogos..aku maseh lagi blom full ohkey dari kedemaman yg mnyampuk dalam idop aku nih.bathook trus menjadi2..selesema ok la..sudah lari..hahah..bagus la..rasa sedap sket bla makan..

semalam n hari2 sebelum ni ujan je memanjang..smalam aku tidoq baik ja dlm sweater.pergh..tingt zaman m3x dolu2..(sbb aku pake slimut yg sama).zaman kegilaan dan kebengongan sejagat..eh..aku ja yg bengong..
1st year m3x mmg xbusan la..mcm2 graf ada..naik turun suma..2 year mg gilababengr..
mau runtuh ja blok c3 sbb aku main lari2 ngn dann. hahahha..
2 ceta dolu..ceta skng?? udah mid sem tp 1 haram aku blom ready..2 paper carry mau buat aku tchabot pala pikir..lg 2 mau aku makan x basah dibuatnya..
balik jap g aku mau stat stady la (niat yg baik nih)..

yah yah yah... semangat membara!!

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT HARI KEMERDEKAAN & BULAN RAMADHAN YANG MULIA

P/S-kenapa aku uplod video dia xmau naik?? -rujuk bawah- azlan n typrtr

konvo 4

malam tadi berakhirla penantian pnuh penyiksaaan, festival konvo 4 unimap udah abes la..cuma keseronokan xmacam dulu la.tyme ni bnyk ja keja aku. tp suma 2 dah abey..yey..skng tyme cuti la plak..

busan snggh aku..suma org da blk..maka tinggl la aku sorg..

geng2 yg lambat balik nk g langkawi..aku?? xda pitih..diam je la..

apasal aku xmo alik umah??kalu aku balik...aku lg la xda keja..mau tido ja...arap2 da la cvrge aku nk mengon9..ehhe..

bosan..bosan..bosan..

nk tido pon dh tnghri dh..makan la aku dgn biskut2 dari hamper tarikking..

sapa busan kacau la aku...hahahaha